Why Avatar was a dead cert for a blockbuster

It’s basically Dances with Wolves in space, and it has

  1. Spaceships
  2. Aliens
  3. Boobs
  4. Giant robots
  5. Soldiers
  6. Horses
  7. Dragons
  8. Energy weapons
  9. Exotic wildlife
  10. Exciting chase scenes
  11. Lots of explosions
  12. State of the art CG
  13. Noble savages
  14. Elves (the noble savages are tall and slender with pointy ears, and run around communing with nature)
  15. A soppy doomed-love story
  16. Resurrection themes

All the good-guys are attractive and smart. All of the annoying characters get killed.

Published 01-24-2010 14:32 by peterw

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